Free jar of Mayonaise to every winner...
I thought first prize was a weekend in Phili?
Alpo?
First prize: Lunch with DWS
Second prize: Barf bag.
Third Prize: Suicide watch.
I’d say she is “Coyote Ugly”, but that insults Coyotes and the ugly.
It’s a “To Go” meal.
There should be some takers for this. I mean, 4 years ago, brain-dead Bush-haters actually fell for “hopeychangey”.
Obviously this is a joke.
Will the entire Muppet band be there?
-PJ
Is she part poodle?
You gotta be kidding!
Turn her upside down and that hair could become a toilet brush!!!
Hopefully she would be wearing shorts, as upside down could really make the view nasty!
How much does it cost to NOT have lunch with her? No price would be too high!
...traveling clown show
Lunch has to be the losers’ prize. First prize should be something infinitely more appealing, like a kick in the nads.
Congratulations, Mr. Dante, you’ve won first prize - an Eternity of Lunches with DWS in Hell.
“Promotion Rules. Fifty (50) potential winners will be selected by a random drawing from all eligible entries to be held at Democratic National Committee Headquarters by June 30, 2012. Sponsor may, at its option, conduct a background check on each potential winner. Sponsor reserves the right to disqualify any potential winner from receiving any prize based on such background check if Sponsor determines, in its sole discretion that awarding any prize to such potential winner could result in a safety or security risk to any person or persons or could result in the disruption of any event associated with the Promotion. Sponsor will, in its sole discretion, then select four (4) winners from the list of eligible potential winners on the basis of criteria determined and applied by Sponsor to provide for an appropriate range of views, backgrounds, and interests among the winners selected. Winners will be notified by phone or e-mail by July 5, 2012. To claim the prize, winners should follow the instructions and comply with the conditions contained in their notification. In the event that not enough potential winners respond to Sponsor’s attempts to contact them or are otherwise disqualified such that Sponsor is unable to award all prizes, Sponsor may select additional potential winners by random drawing from remaining eligible entries.”
http://www.democrats.org/page/dws-rules
Gotta wonder what “appropriate range of views, backgrounds, and interests” makes one a winner for this.
The place where I used to work had a sales contest. First prize was lunch with the big bosses. I asked “How do I make sure I come in second?”