Batman killed in NT car crash

weeklytimes now ^ | 6/26/12

[Revolting cat!]

It reminds me of the Christmas Carol my kids once brought from their Christian preschool.

Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile lost a wheel
and the Joker got away (Hey!)

[tumblindice]

I’ve had some bad times, lived through some sad times,
A
but this time your hurtin’ won’t heal.
E7 A
You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.

[Grammy]

You...... go to your room. No dessert for you!

(but very funny)

[reagan_fanatic]

Debris including side panels, a front bumper, shocks and the engine - strewn 100m along the road - was seen by a passing motorist about 7am

Holy Disintegration!

[Wally_Kalbacken]

A more efficient term for the distribution of debris would be to say “yard sale”.

[LibWhacker]

Lol, very good!

[LibWhacker]

Yep, I’ve been feeling real bad about it, too. I could’ve picked one with a title like “Olympic sprinter dies in crash,” but noooo. I went out of my way to find an article that had a title that would lend itself to merriment. WHAT is wrong with me???

[naturalman1975]

The city of Melbourne, Australia, was founded in 1835 by a man named John Batman - he famously said "This is the place for a village."

Generations of Australian schoolchildren have been disappointed on field trips to Melbourne at being told they are going to see a statue of Batman, and encountering this:

[naturalman1975]

He certainly wasn’t going to the London Olympics having retired as a professional athlete in 2008, but he was an Olympian having competed in the 2000 Sydney Olympics in the 400m.

He wasn’t a world beater, but his best time over the 100m was 10.19 seconds.

[yarddog]

10.19 is pretty darn fast. No longer world class but not bad at all especially since his event was apparently the 400.

[a fool in paradise]

[JoeProBono]

[RichInOC]

“Welcome to eternity. Name?”
“I’m Batman.”