That was Brian!
Although I can see how the ignorant could have gotten it confused.
That “Nautius Maximus” got around!
MANDY
Well, I suppose I should have told you a long time ago, but... Well, Brian... your father isn’t Mr. Cohen.
BRIAN
I never thought he was!
MANDY
Now none of your cheek. He was a Roman, Brian. He was a centurion in the Roman army.
BRIAN
You mean... you were raped?
MANDY
Well, at first, yes.
BRIAN
Who was he?
MANDY
Heh. Nortius Maximus his name was. Hmm. Promised me the known world he did. I was to be taken to Rome, house by the Forum, slaves, asses’ milk. As much gold as I could eat. Then, he, having his way with me had... voom! Like a rat out of an aqueduct.
BRIAN
The bastard.
MANDY
Yeah. So next time you go on about the bloody Romans, don’t forget you’re one of them!