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You’re A Mean One, Mr Barach
You’re a mean one Mr Barach
You really are a heel
Youre as cuddly as a cactus
You’re as charming as an eel
Mr. Barach
Youre a bad banana with a greasy black peel
You’re a monster Mr. Barach
Your Hearts an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
Youve got garlic in your soul Mr. Barach
I wouldnt touch you with a
39 and a half Foot pole
Youre a vile one Mr. Barach
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile
Mr. Grinch
Given the choice between the two of you
Id take the a seasick crocodile
Youre a foul one Mr. Barach
Youre a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
Your soul is full of gunk
Mr. Barach
Your sole is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish
Imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots
You nauseate me, Mr. Barach
With a nauseous super naus
Youre a crooked jerky jockey and,
you drive a crooked horse
Mr. Barach
Youre a 3 Decker sour kraut and toad stool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!