I bet it was the dreaded Fork Weasle that has
them all in a tizzy.
I seen a fella get stabbed with a fork once in a
mess hall, he was just a little quick reaching for
someones fried chicken.
Maybe the FBI intercepted a garbled communication
about telling Obama to get forked.
Obama probably figured he was going to have to
spoon feed his followers his lies so why not
start there.