Posted on 06/22/2012 4:17:52 PM PDT by Para-Ord.45
Just a few days after announcing that his administration would no longer deport about 800,000 young illegal immigrants, you would think that President Obama would be received as something of a hero by NALEO, the National Association of Latino Elected Officials, before whom Obama is giving a speech this afternoon in Orlando. But the Secret Service wasn't taking any chances. As hundreds of Latino elected officials were enjoying their lunch at Disney's Contemporary Resort earlier today, it was announced that forks would be collected before Obama took the stage. It was also mentioned that knives, too, were entirely absent from the lunch for "a reason."
"There's a reason why there are no knives at your table & the forks WILL be collected..I'm not joking" says NALEO host re: Secret Service
Kelly O'Donnell (@KellyO) June 22, 2012
Why was it determined that Obama and forks can no longer coexist peacefully? Did the Secret Service pick up some intelligence on an unspecified fork threat to the president? We have contacted them for answers, and we will report back to you as soon as possible.
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High-class zombies do.
Obama speaks with forked tongue and doesn’t want interruptions.
“...so bring out your blazers and fetch out your razors...”
“Obama Can’t Be in the Same Room As Forks Anymore?”
Only if the Forker is Barney Frank.
Were they assault forks?
What......the Secret Service’s hookers ran out of forks?
Imagine you pay 40,000 to have dinner with him you will be throughly vetted, no cameras or phones, you must eat with a plastic spork, remove your shoes, be strip searched, and no telling what else
But Obama does personally perform the cavity search.
Look what forks have done to Michelle.
I believe they were collecting the forks to walk down to Mexico.
Or maybe to pawn for money for O’s campaign.
These are the people he claims to have so much empathy for, but he can’t trust them to eat with a fork and knife? What an insult to all American Latinos.
LOL!
He’s done.
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