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Transparent Tupperware?! Wait…not interested.

”Share the wealth” includes YOUR wedding gifts...buying votes ain’t cheap, yanno?

And here you thought the f***ing would begin after the reception ...

I’m showing up at next b-day party w/note saying i contrib’d to obama in your name

Free Biden bobblehead with each $10 donation. Choose from ‘J-O-B-S’, ‘Stand Up Chuck’ or ‘Big F**king Deal’

This anniversary, give her something she’ll REALLY like: give her government dependence

Seriously, Michelle can’t wear last year’s clothes on this year’s vacation!