| Bachelor Measuring Units | Customary Household Measuring Units |
| 1 shotglass | 3 Tablespoons |
| 1 handful (dry measure) | 1/3 cup |
| 1 handful (liquid measure) | 1/2 cup |
| 1 mouthful | 1/3 cup |
| 1 good splash (from tap) | 4 Tbsp |
| 1 good splash (from wine bottle) | 1/2 cup |
| 1 good splash (from whisky bottle into highball glass) | 6 fl oz |
| 1 beer can | 1 cup |
| 1 dog dish | 1 pint |
| 1 teaspoon | too much salt |
| 1 Tablespoon | too much instant coffee |
| 1 cup | too much mixer |
| 1 pint | not enough whisky |
| 1 quart | too much gin |
| 1 gallon | enough beer to last until halftime |
| 1 peck | I forgot to buy sweet corn |
| 1 bushel | I bought too much |
| 1 pound | 3 oz of T-bone steak after 15 minutes on the grill |
Scared the catz right out of the room LOLing so hard.
/johnny