[Uncle Ike]

Boy, things must have changed since my college days — I mean, *Measure* booze, wine, or beer???????????????

Wimps!!!

[Isabel C.]

Boy, things must have changed since my college days — I mean, *Measure* booze, wine, or beer???????????????

College, where alcoholics are created.

[ebshumidors]

If you’re drinking out of Solo cups, the only measurement is full.