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To: Smedley

One or two slices at most.

Reminds me of the old joke...

Guy goes into a pizza parlor and orders a large pie with everything. The proprietor asks him if he wants the pie cut into eight or sixteen slices. The guy responds, better make it eight, I don't think I can eat sixteen slices.

7 posted on 06/20/2012 9:49:37 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS (Rose, there's a Messerschmitt in the kitchen. Clean it up, will ya?)

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To: IYAS9YAS

Like a friend of mine who cuts a cake in half and eats the half at a sitting. No wonder he’s 350 lbs

8 posted on 06/20/2012 9:52:02 AM PDT by Smedley (It's a sad day for American capitalism when a man can't fly a midget on a kite over Central Park)

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To: IYAS9YAS

The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza parlor and says, “Can you make me ONE with everything?”

10 posted on 06/20/2012 9:59:22 AM PDT by HonkyTonkMan

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To: IYAS9YAS

he he...the guy was definitely an Obama voter.

18 posted on 06/20/2012 10:25:05 AM PDT by Paved Paradise

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