I would definetly suggest that you wear pants then if you are going to do that wolf thing.
I did have a 1911 in my off hand, nekkid as a jaybird.
Next thing I know, the dogs rush a mountain lion that had been watching.
Scared me inside. I peed in an empty coffee can for the rest of the night and poured it outside in the morning.
There is stuff out there in the woods that is dangerous.
Best to have dogs and guns. Pants help.
/johnny