[umgud]

Smoke bomb registraion, background checks and 10 day waiting periods would have prevented this tragedy.

[Slump Tester]

All over America now, mothers will be taking smoke bombs, bottlerockets and firecrackers away from their kids. They'll be insisting that they are unsafe because of this story.

Henpecked fathers who have busted their asses at work and just want a little peace will give in and let the mothers do it, even though they know it's a stupid comparison and their wives are just being bitches about it.