Gadzooks, You caught me... watching it!
While I am working to drown out... the image of J.R. in a towel, about Dallas, I can only say that I am glad it is 56 miles north of me--
Admit it, Bendy-- Even here in Spain... we know you love that kind of all out Texas drinkin' & whorin' kind'a action.
Well, when you put it that way... how can I object?
...why didn't you tell me Bend!