Okay, so the current first lady, actually, technically, the president’s current girlfriend, is having a peeing contest with the president’s former girlfriend and mother of his children. Said former girlfriend, incidentally, is also the first female major-party nominee for the presidency in her own right (2007, lost to Nicolas Sarkozy). This is not only awkward, but politically and personally near-incestuous.
That said, for some reason, this number for some reason seemed appropriate to the situation:
Really, this makes the Clinton marriage look wholesome.