She’s not busy sunning at her Summer home in Vietnam?
The weeds in the yard must be getting quite tall with all the time she’s been gone.
Just after I got out of the Corps I wished I could have 4 weeks alone out in the middle of the Mojave desert with little Hanoi Jane; a 12 volt truck battery, a pair of needle nose pliers and some jumper cables.
Still think about it some times. Ah, fond memories.