Because the name “Poisonous toxic artificial meth substitute” didn’t fare as well in the market surveys.
Now you know it won’t be long till some producer
brings a tomato drink on the market under the name
Zombie Juice.
Our focus group found that “Poisonous toxic artificial
meth substitute” while accurate did not convey the
warm and friendly image prefered by nine out of ten
“I’m on fire and I want to eat your face” customers.
Remember, if one of your friends is out of control
and want’s to eat your face, give them
Zombie Bones tm. made with real BRAINS.