Some of the things I would miss if I were held by the goat fornicators in the desert:
Freedom
Love
Air conditioning
Central heat (in the winter)
Ice cream
Fresh cut french fries
Fried chicken
Deviled Eggs
Mayonnaise
Peanut Butter and peach jelly sandwiches on homemade bread
Forks and spoons and napkins
A soft bed with crisp cotton sheets
A straight, clean man who uses deodorant and shaving cream
Vaginal sex
Central vacumning
Air conditioning
A car with air conditioning
Showering with hot and cold water
Soap
Toilet paper
Restaurants
Music
My dogs
My girlfriends
Air conditioning
I will bet he is now missing America and all things American.
Let him stay there.
I started reading you post and was going “Wonder if she lists Toilet Paper?” - And there it was.
But having traveled in the general area a good bit I learned when heading out make sure you have a couple of those MRE TP wraps in your pocket.
Don’t forget BACON!!!