If I left that hang naughtily about my wife, going down would be of the table because she would turn me into a eunuch.
Re: Being turned into a eunuch
Recall what Dick Cheney said during the Lewinsky scandal. Something to the effect of “If I had done that, I would have found myself in a lying in a pool of blood, looking up at my wife, who would be muttering ‘How do I re-load this thing?’”