As he talks about illegals, I suggest he fight fire with fire and take up mariachi guitar!
Our high school coach punched out some students. They played a trick on him without looking to see that it was not another student.
The principal in high school tried twice to push me down the steps as he was escorting me to his office.. I dared him to try one more time. He settled down and we had a pleasant talk in his office. This was in the mid-1950s.
What did I do "wrong?" I'd come in from baseball practice to serve detention after school and he saw me remove my uniform shirt and soaking wet sweatshirt. Then I put the uniform shirt back on to enter the room for detention.. that's when he lost his temper.
“Rivers of alcohol after the show”
yikes. It’s gotta catch up with you.