[Bellflower]

I was under a 100 pds. but learned to fight back. When some bullies picked on my sister I started to call out their physically less then perfect attributes. I said I don't know what you are talking about with those greasy beady eyes of yours, have you looked in a mirror lately? Another kid had a mole on his face and I called him moldy. Another had really light eyebrows you could hardly see and I asked him what happened to his eyebrows and called him Mr. no eyebrows. Taunting them worked. They stopped bothering my sister because teenage boys don't want their physical faults pointed out in front of their friends.

[mylife]

I tell ya what, I was a narrah skinny kid.
One of the bestest days I ever had was when I cleaned the taunting sports captains clock and the entire cafeteria cheered.

I was way out of line and he was just like what? Then I cleaned his clock.

I didnt get suspended or nuthin

He had it coming.