"When they tell you not to panic, that's when you run."
(whew) Prepper Ping ;)
Bookmarking for ZPL when I get home from work.
/johnny
Mr. Poppo of Florida would argue otherwise.
If he still had a mouth to speak with...
Don’t know whether to laugh, or cry because people are so FREAKIN STUPID.
"When they tell you not to panic, that's when you run."
It won’t be walking dead. It’ll be a virus that causes people to be brain dead but retain the instincts to forage and eat. They’ll mostly be democrats because a very weak virus will do the job
Ping of interest.
then why did the CDC print this?!!
LOL! The zombies of the Federal government, the ones that feed off tax payers, are swearing up and down there is no such thing as a zombie. ;)
The official statement should note that:
1) Zombieism is not sexually transmissible, nor is it caused by a mutated form of herpes simplex and ebola.
2) Nor is zombieism caused by an antibiotic resistant bacteria like the flesh eating bacillus.
3) NASA has confirmed that no zombie causing pathogen has been returned to Earth by a deep space probe, nor have any astronauts been liquified in their own space suits aboard the ISS.
4) There is absolutely no truth to the rumor that a major US city will soon be sterilized by a nuclear detonation to prevent the spread a zombie plague that isn’t happening.
That should answer any questions.
I used to think that this Zombie Apocalypse stuff was funny until I realized that it is an analogy to a wide-scale economic collapse. Masses of starving, unprepared refugees migrating out in search of food and supplies. Prepared people will either need to dissuade (or kill) these hungry masses from taking their supplies or they will become a part of the starving masses themselves. I now find this topic very disturbing as I haven’t yet thought of a strategy for how I could provide for my family’s well being and still live up to the virtues of my Christian faith.
” the agency “does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms)”.”
You mean like Democrats?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6syRRHTTic
Look for the new anti bullying campaign to focus on zombies.
