That's my allotted smile for the day!
(If we had some ham, we'd have ham and eggs, if we had some eggs.)
Indeed. And if we were burning our fence palings to boil kudzu soup, we'd get nasty-grams from the homeowners association saying they'll fine us if we don't stop it.
I think Elizabeth and Philip would eat kudzu soup in the Carolinas, if it was that or nothing. Realistic people.