Prince Harry to Katie Couric: I want to find a wife’

The New York Daily News ^ | Wednesday, May 30, 2012 | By Cristina Everett

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Did Katie say yes to Prince Harry’s proposal?

[MinorityRepublican]

Admin Moderator,

Clean up over at aisle 13. Seriously, if someone hates the Royal Family so much, all that person has to do is to avoid this thread. As simple as that.

[Eaker]

The response seems appropriate to me.

No conservative wants to bow to a King.

[ROCKLOBSTER]

Prince Harry to Katie Couric: I want to find a wife’

Yeah, you sure about that Harry?

"The perky one" is saggy, baggy and craps on the floor.

[SaraJohnson]

You are a freak defending a royalist. Freak.

[CatherineofAragon]

I’m a big fan of Elizabeth. She’s quite an amazing woman. She’s a devout Christian who takes her job seriously out of tradition and respect for history, but most of all, because she was anointed with holy oil and took an oath to God. And she’s no doddering old lady. Up until her age interfered, she was happiest crawling through the woods, stalking and shooting deer. Why, she can even change a tire.

If my admiration for her bothers you, sue me.

[RichInOC]

“We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.”

I’m pretty sure the last time we were at war with the British was, oh, right about two hundred years ago, as a matter of fact. Life really is too short to hate the British in general, or the Windsors in particular, that much. I don’t even hate Charles. I’ve come to the conclusion that anybody who would cheat on Diana Spencer with Camilla Parker-Bowles is simply either visually or mentally disabled. I wish Harry happy hunting and a long and happy life with the girl who catches him.

[SaraJohnson]

Moderator,

We have a royalist in aisle 13, please clean it up. We won this war a long time ago. :)

[RichInOC]

And really, breathes there an American with soul so dead that he or she hasn’t occasionally looked at the reigning British sovereign and prime minister, then looked at the incumbent president, and thought, “What were we thinking?”

[mnehring]

I'm usually not much on all that theory of the royal kids being from someone other than Charles, however, Harry and Hewitt's noses are almost identical and don't resemble either Charles or Diana. (neither of who are red-head either). He looks a lot like Hewitt when he was young.

[Verginius Rufus]

In fact June 18th is the 200th anniversary of our declaration of war against Great Britain.

The one good thing that came out of that war was "the Star-Spangled Banner."

We threw away the other good thing: the British captured Detroit, but the idiot peace negotiators insisted on Britain giving it back to us.

[Sidebar Moderator]

Lay off the personal attacks.

[USFRIENDINVICTORIA]

You might look at the Imperial Presidency that's developed in the U.S.A.; while the British Monarchy has evolved into a largely symbolic institution.

[tet68]

I’m surprised perky Katie didn’t say
“Yes, yes, YES!” and throw herself on him.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

“Troglodyte” by the Jimmy Castor Bunch

...He’d get tired of dancing alone and look in the mirror
And say “gotta find a woman”
“Gotta find a woman, gotta find a woman, gotta find a woman”
Then he’d go down to the lake where all the girls
Would be swimming or washing clothes or something
And he’d grab one by the hair
You can’t do that today fellas
‘Cause it might come off
You have a hand full of hair
And she’d be swimming away from you
This was a big woman, big
Her name was Bertha, Bertha Butt — one of the Butt sisters
She looked down on him
And started to crush him
Then she began to play him
He looked up at her and said “sock it to me”
“Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me”
She looked down on him
And said “I’ll sock it to you daddy”
And you know what he said
He started it all way back then
I ain’t gonna lie to you
He said “right on, right on”
Hot pants, hot pants
Uh uh uh.

[SMGFan]

Harry should try eharmony.com. or check out Jennifer Love Hewitt. She is nice woman and she wants to get married. She has even 3 engagement rings picked out. Just cannot find the right guy.

[SaraJohnson]

Name our queen and king. Thanks.

[Kirkwood]

They look nothing alike. You need your eyes examined.

[SaraJohnson]

What in the world do you admire about the Queen of England?