CARTER: Hey, look! I’m a Kraut corporal!
NEWKIRK: If you were, we would of won the war by now.
One episode Newkirk was pulling a stint in the Stalag 13 “cooler” for some infraction. Of course the “Heroes” had a tunnel to the cell where Newkirk was being held.
LeBeau was bringing Newkirk his dinner (instead of the bread and water ration provided by the Germans) on a serving tray.
Newkirk took a look at what was on the tray and said:
“Say Lebeau (sic), do you think you could a bit easier on all the bernaise sauce?”