[trailhkr1]

At 16 I would have hit that long, hard, deep and constently. To suggest anything less is to contribute to the ongoing emasculation of America.

inb4 the prudes bash you for the dangers of premarital sex and fornication out of wedlock...

[Past Your Eyes]

You do understand that prude (prudent) means wise, don’t you?

[Heart of Georgia]

“inb4 the prudes bash you for the dangers of premarital sex and fornication”

Dude, I know, right!!!

What business is it of ours if someone wants to risk getting STDs, possibly ending up sterile, or passing a nasty disease on to someone else? Hey, it may even lead to cancer, but it’s totally their business.

We probably shouldn’t worry about unwanted pregnancy leading to the murder of millions of innocent lives either.

And just to show how un-prudish I am, I think we should all cheer on the behavior detailed in this article so as not to deprive middle-aged guys everywhere from living vicariously through this mega-fortunate young man and others like him.

YAY!!!!

(/sarc)