Elizabeth Warren’s ancestors were denied contraception and contraceptive services when they were forced to sit in the back seats of buses the rode to work on, scrubbing the toilets of rich, white college professors. Thus, there are more Elizabeth Warrens in the world, living in abject poverty, than there are white former toilet scrubbers. Elizabeth Warren was disappointed to learn that so many jokes were coined to celebrate the life of Chuck Norris, because she felt that women, particularly non-blond women, had been unfairly denied the opportunity to become so celebrated. And finally, Elizabeth Warrens’ relatives were busy being wandering hordes who would scuttle anyones’ plans to start and run a business, much less study intensely for a college education so they could become leftist professors of gobbledygook. Her ancestors would, had they had their way, stopped her from studying at Harvard for her degree. And, for many years, she has had to settle for receiving over $400K a year for her salary while men in her same position receive much more, both in money and in hot chicks to hook up with. Yeah, she’s one of us. She been wit da program.
Your reply reminded me of what I heard an announcer say tonight about the Cardinals, Mets game. The Mets pitcher pitched a no hitter against the Cardinals, the first ever for a Mets pitcher in the Mets 50 year history.
The announcer said, there are 27,000 in attendance tonight, 25 years from now, 5,000,000 people will claim that they were there.
Sorta like the 50,000,000 or so who claim to have been at Woodstock.