This has to be the best post of the year. You ARE the GrandJediMasterYoda.
The best posts are always the ones that speak the truth word for word. There was no exaggerations nor lies in that post (truly). Yes I may have been half kidding when I said/ did that stuff, but that is just how she reacted. It’s incredible how fast a womans face can turn beet red with rage. What use to really drive her nuts was how fast I could snap my fingers “snap snap snap snap” and the rage was always immediate. Once she even threatened to break my fingers: She grabbed my middle finger and bent it all the way back and wouldn’t let go. She was highly untrained much like a newly adopted monkey from the cage would be.