[Erik Latranyi]

So, this mental midget (yes, midget is an offensive term as well) finds this offensive.

I guess these are not offensive:

Bitch Wine
Sassy Bitch Wine
Kiss the Devil Wine
Menage a Trois
Witch Wine
Fat Bastard Wine
Saint & Sinner Wine

[MrEdd]

You are on to something.
The inescapable conclusion is that (like so many today) Jeff Anderson is offended by the offhand reference to that nasty concept of marriage.