[exit82]

The distillery would need a death threats hotline.

"Press i if this is a new threat.

Press 2 if this is a repeat threat.

Press 3 if you are in an explosives-laden vehicle heading this way."

[elcid1970]

Gotta hand it to the Mormons. At least they won’t kill you if you don’t see things their way.

Of course, the distillery owner is now being followed by pairs of earnest young men on bicycles wielding the Book of Mormon.

;^)