Then you have a problem bigger than I can imagine.
My inlaws are from Texas, and I’ve lived in Texas several times. I love that state, and you aren’t a very good representative of it.
In fact, you are an embarrassment of the great state of Texas.
I don’t remember anyone from Texas being a bigger a**hole than you.
So...there.
Have it removed if you want, but it’s the truth, and has been for many years.
And per doctrine, I'll neither confirm nor deny that I'm what you claim. But I'll bet it will get read out at my funeral as part of the honors list.
/johnny