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To: kristinn

Oh man... OH MAN!!!! Oh my frigging... sides.... HURT!!!!

I am seriously out of breath...

Talk about a turd in the punchbowl. Talk about foot in mouth disease. The 57 state thing was funny, the Austrian language thing was funny... but this?

If Romney can’t make some serious political hay out of this, he’s worse than incompetent. This is a comedians dream.

Obama once again proves that as a intellectual, he is two tacos short of a combination plate.

What a frigging DUNCE!!!


3 posted on 05/29/2012 6:00:33 PM PDT by Ronin (Dumb, dependent and Democrat is no way to go through life - Rep. L. Gohmert, Tex)
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To: Ronin

The golden teleprompter will note how the Poles punch above their weight.


10 posted on 05/29/2012 6:09:44 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (The best is the enemy of the good!)
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To: Ronin

This is bad. Especially for a so-called Chicago politician.


14 posted on 05/29/2012 6:12:47 PM PDT by kristinn (Dump the Chump in 2012)
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To: Ronin
Obama once again proves that as a intellectual, he is two tacos short of a combination plate.

Reminds me of a joke :

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Barack Obama, Albert Einstein and Pablo Picasso have all died. Due to a glitch in the celestial time-space continuum, all three arrive at the Pearly Gates more or less simultaneously, even though their deaths have taken place decades apart.

The first to present himself to Saint Peter is Einstein. Saint Peter questions him.

"You look like Einstein, but you have no idea the lengths certain people will go to, to sneak into Heaven under false pretenses. Can you prove who you really are?"

Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?" Saint Peter complies with a snap of his fingers. The blackboard and chalk instantly appear.

Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his special theory of relativity. Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really are Einstein! Welcome to heaven!"

The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again Saint Peter asks for his credentials. Picasso doesn't hesitate. "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?" Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."

Picasso erases Einstein's scribbles and proceeds to sketch out a truly stunning mural. Bulls, satyrs, nude women: he captures their essences with but a few strokes of the chalk. Saint Peter claps.

"Surely you are the great artist you claim to be! Come on in!"

The last to arrive is Obama. Saint Peter scratches his head. "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"

Obama looks bewildered, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"

Saint Peter sighs, "Come on in, Barack."

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( Of course I would have changed that last line and sent him straight to Hell )

67 posted on 05/29/2012 10:53:51 PM PDT by TheCipher (Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself- Mark Twain)
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To: Ronin
I am seriously out of breath...

And this is the man who the media tells us is the smartest man alive. He is a fraud. I truly think he just does not know or understand or care...He just shoots crap out of his mouth.

73 posted on 05/30/2012 3:08:48 PM PDT by BRL
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