[ROLF of the HILL COUNTRY]

“Have I died and gone to Heaven?????”

Nah, you overshot heaven by about 750-1000 miles.

AKA: “Texas”

[crosshairs]

“Have I died and gone to Heaven?????”

Nah, you overshot heaven by about 750-1000 miles.

AKA: “Texas”

I have a hard time considering a state overrun with illegals and where English is becoming a second language, as heaven. And I'm not even getting into the extreme drought conditions. I reckon I won't mess with Texas.