Two old timers are sitting on a bench outside the VA.
The first says, “What’s new?”
“Oh, I got this fantastic new hearing aid at the VA! It’s the latest technology, the doc said no expense was spared since nothing is too good for our veterans!”
“Gosh, that’s wonderful!” the first one says. “What kind is it?”
The second glances at his watch and says “It’s 1500!”
/johnny