[afraidfortherepublic]

When I was a little kid, I was the darkest one in the neighborhood. I asked my Momma why that was. She said that when I was born she shared a room with a Mexican that already had 10 kids and wanted a white one so she agreed to swap out and that I was really a Mexican.

My husband used to tell one of our daughters that we'd found her in a box of broken china at the Berkeley Dump. Why? I'll never know. It was probably just something to say on a trip to the dump that they took. I hope she got over it. Of course the rest of us told her that wasn't true; that he was just kidding. But, you never know what deep seated resentments she may hold.

[houeto]

My husband used to tell one of our daughters that we'd found her in a box of broken china at the Berkeley Dump. Why? I'll never know.

BWAHAHAHA!!!

Poor girl...