We’ve stopped flying here. And we have a TON of free-flyer-miles, alas. If I want to pay to get groped, I’ll go visit san francisco (by car trip) and have it done by a pro.
*chuckle*
I grew up in the SF Bay area and you probably got that right.
But closer to home on the east coast, I recall Gov McGrivey (sp) got more than a grope at the Jersey Turnpike rest stops.
TSA must have learned from the experts!