Yes on the first, from what I can tell. Chrissy Matthews was just on Jeopardy, and boy did he ever stink it up.
I really think this is a true guide being used in the field, and not a joke:
Police find “anti tank gun” in mans apartment. (sounds like an inert launcher tube to me)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2886441/posts
Hm, According to that list I have an AK-47.
LoL, Lord I swear that is from the Journalism 401 book. And, “YES” they are as dumb as a bag of hammers (no disrespect of hammers intended).