“She’s not bad looking for somebody in her 50’s.”
My method for determining ultimate sexual attractiveness is based on two adages:
!. Never go to bed with anyone crazier than myself.
2. Liberalism is a mental disorder (Michael Savage).
Anyone attracted to Al Gore is crazy, ergo, not attractive.
You are obviously past the stage of life when those psycho chicks are attractive.
Here's my advice to my sons and younger friends:
1) On the first date, as soon as she mentions her meds or her therapist, count to 300 and excuse yourself to go to the men's room.
2) Open the window.
3) Climb out.
4) Run home at a moderate speed.
5) Take your name off the mailbox.
6) Take your phone off the hook, if it is after 5pm.
6) In the morning, or if it is before 5pm, call the phone company and have your number changed.
7) Don't go out for three months in the same neighborhood.
I have done the market research on this my FRiends, to save you all the trouble. Take it as gospel, from one who knows.