[ConservativeStatement]

That's one way to get out of jury duty. Probably not the wisest, however. (Headline shortened to fit).

[Drill Thrawl]

Considering how much Congress lies and steal from the people, I think it should be legal to steal from and lie to members of congress and their employees.

[rawhide]

Ocasio (perp) did not return calls for comment. But, a woman who answered the phone at the address he listed in court records said she was his sister, and that her brother was disappointed over being ejected from the panel.

“He was excited about getting chosen. He said that he thought the drinks had just been left there and they didn’t belong to anyone,” Migdalia Ocasio said. “I told him that things don’t just fall from the sky.”

[kenavi]

From his greatest triumph, to his greatest disgrace!

[Kirkwood]

He goes by the philosophy of “Finders, keepers. Losers, weepers”.