Will they be putting big 5”x5” gold stars on the hoods of people’s cars too? What are we now, a bunch of effin’ kids?
I got pulled over by a cop once. He started following me after seeing me make my signals properly, complete stops at the signs, followed the speed limits - everything a good driver does.
He said “I just wanted to thank you - I get so tired of always writing tickets, so here are two tickets to the policeman’s dance for being such a good driver.”
I replied “Well thanks occifer, when yous is drunk as I are yous need to drive careful.”