I got a lap dance for my 50th birthday and the young lady wasn't just topless. No touching. I don't know if that was state law or house rules but regardless I had no intention of doing anything other than watch, just a fun little thing to mark off the bucket list.
My wife was there too. The only time I have ever been to a strip club without her was the bachelor party a few days before we were married.
Get ready for the holier than thou crowd to be all over you.
made your wife so proud I suppose.....