[dfwgator]

You sound like you've been listening to too many “motivational” speakers.

When you go to seminars, you feel like a winner.
When you feel like a winner, you go to Vegas
When you go to Vegas, you lose everything
And when you lose everything, you sell your hair to a wig shop.

Don't sell your hair to a wig shop.

[IMR 4350]

Ain’t that the damn truth.