[GOPJ]

...after expending all that energy bullying an innocent little girl, young Obama readied himself for round two by eating a Golden Retriever.

Oh come on, this is great stuff...

[ArrogantBustard]

I agree: the comedic potential is enormous.

But why did he write it? Seriously ... something's wrong with him.

You don't suppose he's some sort of narcissist with delusions of grandeur ...