[ConservativeStatement]

Guillen puts his foot in his mouth so often that Dr. Scholl's should make oral products specifically for him.

[popdonnelly]

The most bizarre religion in the World is Castro worship.

[Jim from C-Town]

True Story:

Last year went to an Indians game VS. White Sox @ Progressive Field in Cleveland. Got great seats five rows behind visitors dougout from coworker of my wife.

My friend, Brother and I where well within ear shot of Ozzie and gave him an ear full all night about his general insanity and what he once said about Chavez.

He hit me with his gum! He threw gum at me and hit me. I was not looking and think that it is a badge of honor that the knucklehead actually reacted to me!

[Bruce Campbells Chin]

That is just hilarious. Class A heckling, cheap beards and all. I’m sure they celebrated with some beers afterwards.

[dfwgator]

God Bless Texas (even Houston).

[Tallguy]

Hey Ozzie! Your not a very good managa! So theya!

[BrewingFrog]

Actually, they weren’t heckling Ozzie (though he richly deserves it), they were cheering for Astros catcher Jason Castro.