LOL!
Not far from Oklahoma (the end of the Cherokee Trail of Tears). in what became the states of the Southwestern US, was another tribe, much fiercer and much more formidable in war: the various sub-tribes of the Apache. If SGHS were aware of them, she might have to live up to the magnificent heritage of Lozen, sister of the Apache war chief Vittorio, and herself that rare anomaly, a widely feared woman warrior. Before dying at 50 of tuberculosis, Lozen was not only among the most feared warriors of the Apache but also quite feminine in other ways. She served her sister Apache women as a midwife, was something of an Apache Holy Woman and Prophet who had a gift for praying and having revealed to her the precise location and number of approaching enemies of her tribe.
Lozen, a member of the Chihenne band of Chiracahua Apaches, was a highly valued warrior in bands led by her brother Vittorio, by Nana and by Geronimo.
By contrast, Sister Golden Hair Surprise would destroy the United States not by force of arms but by relentless socialist and Marxist destruction of our economy. And, of course, SGHS has about as much legitimate Cherokee blood as Heather Locklear or Indira Ghandi or Queen Elizabeth II or Olivia Newton-John.