Hey, how far can you take this part minority thing? I have two uncles who married full-blooded native Americans. Can I claim some benefit by extension? Even though I don’t have a drop of amerind blood in me? I think. Maybe I do. hmmmmmmm. Well, I am part Irish, and the Irish were oppressed for centuries by the British. You know, my wife is from England. Maybe I can guilt/pressure her into giving me some money. But she’s part Irish too. Maybe she could sue herself for some dough. Darn, I thought I had this oppressed-minority scam figured out.
I AM OPPRESSED!
(any money in this for me)