Tell them to go get the police and start eating.
When the police arrive, ask them if they have a search warrant and accuse the government worker of trespassing, assault, battery, extortion, whatever. Tell them that every person in this party will need to be arrested and taken downtown and refuse to leave. Then they will file a complaint and call their local news outlet.
Continue eating until they bring the search warrant (they won’t) and when finished, offer the government worker a toothpick.
[ Tell them to go get the police and start eating.
When the police arrive, ask them if they have a search warrant and accuse the government worker of trespassing, assault, battery, extortion, whatever. Tell them that every person in this party will need to be arrested and taken downtown and refuse to leave. Then they will file a complaint and call their local news outlet.
Continue eating until they bring the search warrant (they won’t) and when finished, offer the government worker a toothpick. ]
Even better if the county Sheriff is like Joe Arpiao invite him and have him come to it, then when the health dept. comes he can arrest them for trespassing ininvited on private property.
“Tell them to go get the police and start eating.”
I have to agree here. People are such SHEEP! Tell them to get off your property, preferably holding a shotgun, then back to your event. By the time they can do anything, the meal is over. Gun? What gun? Food? What food? You mean this pig food?
Or handcuff her to the table, take her cell phone, and put a plate in front of her. If the phone rings, tell them she's eating and she'll have to call them back after dinner.
They could EASILY circumvent the search warrant. 1 call to the DNR. They can go anywhere anytime they want. And bring the police in if they “feel” laws may be broken.