John Wayne would kick some Muzzie azz if they messed with America.
“John Wayne’s not dead-he’s frozen. And as soon as we find a cure for cancer we’re gonna thaw out the Duke out and he’s gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiply that by 15 million times, that’s how pissed off he’s gonna be.” - Dennis Leary A*hole
No doubt
John Wayne, Don John of Austria, and Raynald de Chatillon would have this problem solved in a matter of weeks.