That is a good point, why is it all going to the gut? My gut pushes my pants down and my butt isn’t big enough to keep it up! We’ve been deformed by corn syrup!
I’m suing them; I want labels in 22 languages warning us about this. I know there are many news stories telling how diet soda really isn’t good for you, and I can’t drink regular soda at all (I feel bloated and “belchy” immediately - I don’t know how people drink it). I basically have a beer gut, but don’t drink beer enough to attribute it to that, coupled with a Hank Hill no-ass...
I do intend to cut down on the stuff, but it is hard to get through the day without it.
You nee to either get a bigger butt or try Viagra.