[USS Alaska]

He closed a channel Discovery operated with The New York Times in 2008 and killed Planet Green, an eco channel, just last month.

Oh no, not Planet Green, my favorite channel.

It must be that global warming turned Planet Green into Planet Brown.

[Calvin Locke]

OWN was originally DiscoveryHealth, iirc.

And what the heck does a "successful failure in television today" mean? The analyst must be kissing Oprah's tuckus, because Apollo XIII it ain't.