[united1000]

We could have some of this.

[PIF]

Using this popular Pacific NW product is the best way to help the paid protesters out of your woods:

Now we need some Barred Owl Helper or like products!

I would also recommend using fresh Marbled Murrelet eggs in ommlets instead of those from commercial chicken farms.

Contrary to popular Federal misconceptions, do not look for Marbled Murrelets in old grown stands - the bird is a burrowing animal as the latin name suggests (Brachyramphus marmoratus).

Do not look for Spotted Owls in the woods, instead check out barns and billboards.